Janvi Singh
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!