It's like all my life everyone always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.
I'm not a fan of nature. I'm more into 'Nap-ture,' you know, like a state of bliss you achieve when napping.
I'm funny, right? What do you know? You're a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.